Getting a Job in a Nutshell
This just in:
My mom thinks she is Brian Smith II.
MY MOM THINKS SHE IS BRIAN SMITH THE SECOND!
She thinks that being married to my dad, Brian Smith the one and only, makes her Brian Smith the second. No amount of convincing will get her to understand that that is not how naming works
Also, she bought a bunch of stuff imprinted with this name.
Because that’s just what we need…more stuff.